The bleeding pimple n the FROGSsssss

Ok hi again. This is Tan Li Rui and its Tan Li Rui's post you are reading. Ain't that cool? Due to spamming on my tagboard to update, I have finally... update.

Wah lao as I am writing this post, my pimple is bleeding and it sucks because its pain. And when its pain, you feel pain, and then you would not feel happy because its pain. Hence come the conclusion that it sucks. Talking about sucks, my mom went on a frenzy yesterday. Maybe its because of the festive season that she went a bit sot. She came out of centrepoint and started shouting, literally shout "hahaha sucks la! hehehe sucks man!" As she said that, she even waved her hand about, as though scolding someone. Mans, I am so proud of her! Salute!!!!

Ok. The frogs. I hope you have read about the attack of the bees. NOW, its the frogs. I don't want to know whats next. (thinks: attack of the cow shit rain eeks... freaks out.) And so... outside my room window is the house small backyard and behind the very backyard is a drain. So what season is it now?

Imaginary geog student: MONSOON SEASON!!!

Li Rui: Very good answer! Thats correct. The monsoon season.

So the frogs start coming out and gua gua jiao(croak)! AHHHHHHHHHHH the whole night it just keep croaking and croaking. So I went to investigate. I went to the small backyard and see whats wrong. WAH PIANG, the noise is like WOW! so loud lor. So I took a stone and threw the fence, hoping to scare the frogs and give me some peace. To no avail, I failed. They stopped a while and continued. THEN! I saw a 2 eyes flickering. AH its a frog standing at the edge of my small fish tank. So I took another stone and threw at it. In fright, it jumped down and I can't find it. -.- It was quiet for a while. then? croak croak croak croack. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I give up. I surrender to the frogs. Lucky this 2 nights has been quiet nights. Phew. One day, frogs shall perish under the hands of TAN LI RUI. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH mojojojo and I shall rule the earth!

The Kamikazi bee attack!!!

Due to non-stop demands for an update, I have decided to update. Clap please... haha lame.

I was walking home one special day when all of a sudden, I stopped in my tracks in front of my gate to my house. Is it a thief? I bet thats what going in your mind, you reader... Nope, I bent down and to my horror, I SAW DEAD BEES!!! SHOCKED!!! I looked around ( bet your heart is pumping due to horror n shock!! actual fact just lameness.. LOL) and there was more! MORE BEES!!! ALL DEAD! Whats was wrong with them? I rushed intp my house at a speed of normal walking and asked my dad what happened. He said," erm, they suicide lor..."

COME ON MAN... thats a bit lame. So I took a broom and swept the dead bees + ants which wanted to 'eat' the bees out of my house's driveway. HAHA off they go to the drain! muahahaha evil laughs. The whole stretch of my neighbourhood was filled with dead bees. There is at least 300 of them. ALL DEAD. I wonder what was going in their mind? Mad bee commit suicide syndrome. Well, hope the fish n chicken don't do this, if not there would not be anymore KFC or Long John Silver liao.

Doh... holidays stinks thanks to certain activities. HAHAHA

WAH SEH!!!! Li Rui can ice-skate. I can leh. The first time I enter the ring, there was this feeling in me : I can ice-skate. So, i put on the tight n erm.. blue n leathery shoes and enter the ring! Ok, first it was indeed slippery and scary as there was like SO MANY people there. An area of about 40m2( dang, I can't make it subscript) and with about 100+ people! What a high population density. So I did what I had to do: skate. I didn't fall lor. I managed to learn how to travel faster after seeing the pros skate countless times as they zoom pass me. Ok that was the 'getting used to skating' process.
Next, so our class decided to play catching in the ring. So I was skating n hiding, mixing in the crowds and slacking as I prayed that no one would spot me. And someone came to me and in a fit of anxiety, I lost concentration and fell. -.- The ice cut me lah. Wah liew. Blood ooze out of the cut and nothing happened as I continued running away. hahah

The 2nd time I fell was when I wanted to act pro. I tried going very fast and lost balance causing myself to fall. And suay suay, I fell on the BIGGEST puddle of melting ice( water ) and fell face flat. SO... I was wet, very wet. When you are wet in an ice-skating ring, obviously you will be COLD!!!! I was freeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzingggggggggg.... SO... again, I continued skating until I realised that my leg was pain...

LINK= leg pain -> slack -> people see -> they slack -> so everyone realised leg pain and it was late too -> stop -> go home... ahahaha :D

A Tribute to my beloved grandma.

Its been 8 years already since my grandma was taken away from me. Ever since young, my grandma would take care of me until she fell and couldn't walk. Then, her health deteriorated. I could still remember when I would relunctantly give her my waffled sausage. lol. How I wish I could give her all now. I would buy a carton full of that and feed her. My grandma was my protection from my parents, from my maid. She used to be my pillar that soon collasped.

After that cursed fall, her condition got worse. She was admitted to the hospital time and time again. I could still remember going to the hospital to visit her and massage her weak and soft hand.
My grandma spent 7 years in my life. Just a mere 7 years. Although she did not make a great impact in my life, I will not be able to forget her.

The day she passed away was the day when my school had half-day. I woke up in the morning and my father told me she had passed away already. Wow? Luckily she did that peacefully. My mother even told me that it was because of me that she held on. She could not rest in peace until she got my mom's promise to take care of me.

January 1998, my Grandma was gone, forever....

Let me tell you something more about me. I am a person who does things with no regrets, a person who will not REALLY know what I have done wrong or whatever I did. So don't tell me to find out what is wrong with me or what did I do, which has affected you in some way or another. Plus the fact that my history and SS have a record of doing badly, don't even think of making me infer. I will just do the opposite. So, if you are a person that is expecting me to go apologise to you first, then let me tell you is that I will only if I have justified my mistake. If not, just stop dreaming.

If you think you are so secretive and likes people to go find out why, sorry I won't.

Congratulations to me for failing physics. For that, I have been reaped off the title of helping people with physics. Sorry, but I am in no position to help anyone with physics, skali you also fail like me.

For that, I got scolded by my mother. Unfortunately, I could not take it and should I say, argue with my mother. Sorry, but I don't really enjoy being in my family. I have too much anger and hatred for any member of my family. Writing this post just piss me off.... I can't continue.


Just don't try saying anything about this post.......Please and thanks. I appreciate it.

I hate being at home other than the sleeping part. I think I love being in school now. But everyday is so busy and tiring. Doh. Monday got english supplementary. BORING!!!! Tuesday: back to CCA. BORING!!!! Wednesday: CIP at rotary family house? Sian. Thursday: CCA!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I want to murder the sec1s, they made me hate my cca. Friday: free( supposed to be playing soccer but other people got cca, play what sai? Doh. Life is not beautiful.