Tuesday, December 26, 2006

The bleeding pimple n the FROGSsssss

Ok hi again. This is Tan Li Rui and its Tan Li Rui's post you are reading. Ain't that cool? Due to spamming on my tagboard to update, I have finally... update.

Wah lao as I am writing this post, my pimple is bleeding and it sucks because its pain. And when its pain, you feel pain, and then you would not feel happy because its pain. Hence come the conclusion that it sucks. Talking about sucks, my mom went on a frenzy yesterday. Maybe its because of the festive season that she went a bit sot. She came out of centrepoint and started shouting, literally shout "hahaha sucks la! hehehe sucks man!" As she said that, she even waved her hand about, as though scolding someone. Mans, I am so proud of her! Salute!!!!

Ok. The frogs. I hope you have read about the attack of the bees. NOW, its the frogs. I don't want to know whats next. (thinks: attack of the cow shit rain eeks... freaks out.) And so... outside my room window is the house small backyard and behind the very backyard is a drain. So what season is it now?

Imaginary geog student: MONSOON SEASON!!!

Li Rui: Very good answer! Thats correct. The monsoon season.

So the frogs start coming out and gua gua jiao(croak)! AHHHHHHHHHHH the whole night it just keep croaking and croaking. So I went to investigate. I went to the small backyard and see whats wrong. WAH PIANG, the noise is like WOW! so loud lor. So I took a stone and threw the fence, hoping to scare the frogs and give me some peace. To no avail, I failed. They stopped a while and continued. THEN! I saw a 2 eyes flickering. AH its a frog standing at the edge of my small fish tank. So I took another stone and threw at it. In fright, it jumped down and I can't find it. -.- It was quiet for a while. then? croak croak croak croack. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I give up. I surrender to the frogs. Lucky this 2 nights has been quiet nights. Phew. One day, frogs shall perish under the hands of TAN LI RUI. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH mojojojo and I shall rule the earth!